I’m most tired of hearing “guns are not the problem” y’all are idiots
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I’ve drank so much coffee i swear to god i’m hallucinating
marquis-is-sad asked:
sluthotel answered:
Hahahaha that’s an amazing reaction to anything. But no I have not! I’ll look it up though
OMG, do it! It’s the first book by Donna Tartt, writer of the Goldfinch, and it’s just absolutely tops.
franklinmena asked:
alexandrareadsthings answered:
honestly that would be funny as hell, I have a very expressive face lol
so basically what we’re all saying is I should start a YouTube channel where you guys can just watch me react to every episode of hannibal
Yes, but also not just hannibal!
Anonymous asked:
acabarprincess answered:
I ignore most of the the anons about how fat and ugly I am and what a worthless cunt I am I don’t give a shit I’ve heard it all before
but don’t you fucking dare say anything about the people I reblog you piece of shit, they are all stunning and beautiful and do not deserve assholes like you who make the process of loving yourself even harder. do not ever insult anyone in my inbox ever again.
WTF? This is repugnant even for tumblr dudes
Seriously, some of you dom bloggers are just such a jumble of clichés and bullshit
“Think you can handle the unconfined restraints of my mind? I will only post things I find hot ie naked women only cause dicks are gross and I ain’t gay. Enter at your own risk, a collar awaits those who dare enter. On your knees, sluts, that is forever your place. Serve the patriarchy. Looking for a female live in slave (I’m a MALE! Females only!) to move in immediately, hit me up if you wanna serve.”
DUDE you promised you wouldn’t copy my new bio text.
Although I’ll probably add “Don’t contact me if you’re not ready for the eternal darkness of my depraved and twisted mind, kitten.”
submissions from FEMALES welcome
OH you made it perfect.
Oh wait what about the suit with a red tie in front of a mirror with. No face profile picture
Seriously will you all stop ruining the fuckin surprises.
Don’t forget you have to upload at least six gifs of you playing with a belt.
And the classic: picture from chin down, arms crossed, wearing a poorly-fitted suit.
Oh, and something about being an “alpha” 🙄
This is art 😂😂😂
Dont forget wagging their index finger at the camera☝️
Or holding their hand out to it.
Something about being an alpha wolf and his entire page being a vault of secrets when it’s just white and black porn gifs with skinny white women and white guys with big dicks and his me section has poorly taken close up dick pics with the caption “on your knees slut” or “suck on this princess”
Hi. I’m a Tumblr Dom. Welcome to my Deep Twisted Mind. I wear a suit…cuz it’s scareh. I wear a tie….cuz it’s scareh. Think you can handle the heat? I take all my pictures in black & white…. cuz it’s SCAREH
omg i hate you all
Anonymous asked:
promiscuouspink answered:
But not physically repulsive and like that’s all that matters
Girls who post nudes aren’t really rude we’re just kinda sick of y’all acting brainless constantly.
marquis-is-sad asked:
lavender-ish-deactivated2018092 answered:
One with a low pollen count 😂 honestly one of my fav things to do is sit somewhere warm (not necessarily hot) with a book in one hand and a coffee in the other 😍
Same, esp. with the pollen!
in 10 days ireland is having a referendum to hopefully repeal the 8th amendment, which equates the life of a foetus to that of an adult
abortion is currently 100% illegal in ireland with a penelty of up to 14yrs (rape is 7yrs, if even that) and up to 10 people travel to england to access abortion every single day
if you’re irish, remember go to vote Yes on May 25th. if you’re not irish but have irish friends, remind them to go vote Yes
(rb if ya can)
just wanna get fucked to sleep
This was the inspiration for the lesser known smiths song, fuck me to sleep
